How to sneak a camera past metal detector.

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How to sneak a camera past metal detector.

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Ok so I want to take a camera to school to take a large group photo with a Boneslair.com sign. However my school, horndog high, has metal detectors and does not permit electronics on premises. Any suggestions on what to do? I could try to talk my way out of it, but other than that I am out of ideas.
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can you convince them your taking photos for the year book?
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Re: How to sneak a camera past metal detector.

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Bone wrote:can you convince them your taking photos for the year book?
-Press Pass baby
Year book is over. They know that i have a lot of film photos hung up all over the school, but a digital camera will be a pain to get in.
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DONT try to hide it in your butt with wires and an on off switch... (see episode #48.2 - Holy Money Shot)

plan 2 - Get someone working for you on the inside - infect a teacher/janitor/lunch lady with the Bone's Lair virus.
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Re: How to sneak a camera past metal detector.

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Bone wrote:DONT try to hide it in your butt with wires and an on off switch... (see episode #48.2 - Holy Money Shot)

plan 2 - Get someone working for you on the inside - infect a teacher/janitor/lunch lady with the Bone's Lair virus.
I would not hide it in my butt thats for sure. Ew.
Well idk. I will figure something out.
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Umm do it after school.
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J.C. wrote:Umm do it after school.
I have 4 art classes, I get out of school later than my friends. Most of my friends get out of school by 11, I get out by 1.
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Protip: As flattering as it is for pictures, if you are not a legal adult .... wait till your 18th to post any form of pics. Even though the people are clothed with signs for the show, the authorities don't really take kindly to it. We thank you for your listenership. We've no interests in perverting the youth, just the adults. :mrgreen: Then again people under the age of 18 shouldn't be listening to our show in the first place. And people under the age of 21 shouldn't drink. And all the other legal disclaimers we are supposed to make? They go here. Something about don't do drugs. They are illegal. We don't endorse that either. Unless your smoking medical marijuana, but I think its like illegal to enjoy it?
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