Ep#40 - The Burviss Zone

[Bone]

Bone's Lair hits 40 and the guys determine there's no Bruviss in the Champagne Room.
Listener Questions, JC Twilight rants, Feckin Whiskey and all the stupid news of the world.
Hope you all enjoy!

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[J.C.]

For the record, this is the most fun doing an episode I think I've ever had.

[Gawd]

For the record, this is the most fun doing an episode I think I've ever had.

I'm very glad to hear this, as I'm going in to podcast listening land now. If you don't hear from me, send in the plunger and three rolls of duck tape.

[Gawd]

This may have just been my favorite episode to listen to. I guess 40 ain't so bad after all. I gotta congratulate you guys on this one. I was really laughing my ass off at points.

In answer to JC's question about the merkin, it IS a merkin! And thank you for enlightening me. Miracally (Ha! you hack!), I've never heard of a merkin before. I went as Mega Muff. Hense the "Power to the Pussy" shirt.... and the merkin. I had to use a Hawiian lei, as I hadn't planned my costume so well before leaving Amsterdam.

I'm surprised you didn't comment on the big black dick lamp photo. I know it's your thing and all. Ha!

Eat Cheetos.

[J.C.]

I missed the giant dick lamp. Guess that hetro thing throws me off some days.

Goddamn I need to take more sinus medicene if I've been sick before we tape.
I sound like Jehtro the village rapist on this episode.
And fact check: Natile Portman is 28 years old, she was 17 turning 18 when the Phantom Menace came out, in which she had a bit part with no sexuality.
OH YEA. Out fact checked Bone! Woot!

[Arkady]

No burvis for JC.

[Gawd]

And fact check: Natile Portman is 28 years old, she was 17 turning 18 when the Phantom Menace came out, in which she had a bit part with no sexuality.
OH YEA. Out fact checked Bone! Woot!

You're both right. Bone said she was 16 when they were FILMING it. And thus, she was 17 by the time it hit the theatres. Still, no Burviss for JC

Here's the big black dick picture for your convenience. Note the surprised onlookers in the background.

I just love a gratuitous weekday off. I got up at noon, puttered around, made breakfast and rolled a joint. Now I'm off to the library. Life is good.

OK, no picture. Says it's an invalid file. I AM NOT AN INVALID!!!

[Bro-Scro]

Fucking twilight fags...At any rate, beautiful episode and i had like 3 empty bottles of feckin whiskey at my old apartment, i used them as paperweights when i got done drinking it....It isnt bad if i remember correctly, but usualy when i was drinking it, it was a whole bottle at a time...

[J.C.]

Fucking twilight fags...At any rate, beautiful episode and i had like 3 empty bottles of feckin whiskey at my old apartment, i used them as paperweights when i got done drinking it....It isnt bad if i remember correctly, but usualy when i was drinking it, it was a whole bottle at a time...

Its like super-wine really. Its a whole bottle dedication.

[Bro-Scro]

See i think you really understand me, my roomie just called me an alcoholic, but she was cute, had flaming red hair and was my wingman downtown so i cant really talk shit, she is responsible for the bulk of the pussy i got in college...