Bone's Lair

The Hardcore Rules:
Rule #1 - Make sure you have a lot available to drink before you start the episode
Rule #2 - Everytime JC says "Fuck" take a drink
Rule #3 - Everytime Bone stumbles over a news headline take a drink
Rule #4 - Everytime Arkady has an "audio geek moment" take a drink
Rule #5 - Any technical difficulties, finish your drink.
Rule #6 - If JC says "Hack" take a Drink
Rule #7 - If Bone hits the "Shut the Fuck Up Junkie" button Take a drink
Be prepared to follow Rule #2 immediately after this happens
Rule #8 - Anytime anyone Says "Fail" take a drink
Rule #9 - If anyone says "Epic Fail" take 2 drinks
Rule#10 - Anytime Bone Says "Allegedly" take a drink
Rule#11 - If a Band introduces the show take a drink
Rule#12 - If a news headline involves sex and animals take 2 drinks (your probably going to need it)
Rule#13- If Your Sober take a drink
Rule#14 - If you lose your Job due to this show, Drink the whole bottle and send us an e-mail telling us about it!

Light Weight (Pussy) Rules:
Rule#1 - When ever anyone plugs a company/band/local venue etc...I take a drink
Rule#2 - If Your Sober take a drink.

Always drink responsibly. In other words don't attempt to play these games.
Never Drink and Drive... I don't want any of your drunk asses hitting me when I'm out.

Rule 6: drink if I say "hack".

I dont play by those rules, i drink any time yall start playing the dropping game...

Dropping Game? Whats this?
Maybe a new rule for the drinking game in general... Please explain

when ever yall plug a company/band/local venue etc...I take a drink...it gives my liver a chance to enjoy being drunk...

hehe... that works too

Rules Have been updated!

i've got about 30 episodes backlogged i've gotta listen to, i'm gonna be fucked up for...a while

Ok its official, the owner of the bar i work at HATES bone's lair...he's apparently from florida...stupid goat fucker!

My co-workers covered for me because they thought it was funny as shit, next time i am burning it to a disk as opposed to putting it on a portable mp3 player

QUOTES FROM BOSS REQUIRED.