A drinking problem, or any other really substance abuse issue.
A history of bad decisions.
Bad eyesight
Daddy issues.
A clean STD test result. And a real one. Not that photoshopped bullshit. I am *not* falling for that shit again.
If you are batshit insane, that's a plus
Alternatively I will take any woman that likes to get nailed by a drunk guy listening to The Melvins. The important part of that? SHE LISTENS TO THE MELVINS.
Discuss.
This same list will address the questions submitted to the show about how to get the buttsex. Except The Melvins part. But good music taste is debate-ably better than buttsex. Well, if your sober. And that beats rule number one.
I digress.
More rules will be added. Discuss.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
I would think being a stripper is always a plus unless you cant pass the clean std test....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Most of my ex's are strippers. Some of them are on the show over the years. Stripper for me is kinda a given, not a plus or minus.
The only stripper I will not say things against is Morgannnnnn. We love her. Shes a friend of the show.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Morgannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn's section needed more cowbell....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
That would be too weird. I've been friends with her for years. It would be like fucking a sister I've payed to dance naked.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
But its not West Virginia. My family is from a small coal mining town in VA about 2 and 1/2 hours from the nearest anything. Even they would call that weird. WV however, they fuck anything past 1st cousin.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"