Does Ishmul belong on the shit that might rape you list?Bro-Scro wrote:Why do you want in my bootyhole so bad son? Is there something we need to know about you?
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Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Anyone JC can do, I can do better.Bro-Scro wrote:Why do you want in my bootyhole so bad son? Is there something we need to know about you?
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That depends, if it's the general list, or your personal list. Because I wouldn't rape you with an ewok's dick.ExProJailbait wrote:Does Ishmul belong on the shit that might rape you list?
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thats funny, ewok would rape her over 9000 times while she's power spawning 400 babies!
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You would never get close enough to me anyway.TorresLLNM wrote:That depends, if it's the general list, or your personal list. Because I wouldn't rape you with an ewok's dick.ExProJailbait wrote:Does Ishmul belong on the shit that might rape you list?
Besides clearly the ewok is more your type.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Lmao.What?Bro-Scro wrote:thats funny, ewok would rape her over 9000 times while she's power spawning 400 babies!
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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FixedBro-Scro wrote:thats funny, ewok would get raped over 9000 times while he's power spawning 400 knuckle children!
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^^Win^^Bone wrote:FixedBro-Scro wrote:thats funny, ewok would get raped over 9000 times while he's power spawning 400 knuckle children!
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Good the smell of borscht makes me sick.ExProJailbait wrote:You would never get close enough to me anyway.
Besides clearly the ewok is more your type.
And he is more my type, he's less hairy.
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