Student of Horndog High. P.S: J.C. is a hack.

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Re: Student of Horndog High. P.S: J.C. is a hack.

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TorresLLNM wrote:Count down to JC's joke about playing doctor in.... 3.......2........1.......
Lol I don't mind, I am studying to be a surgeon so all jokes are welcome. :D
Sadly in reality the medical uniforms are not at all sexy.
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Friends? What are those? Are you talking about drawing little faces on your hand when you masturbate? Thats what i do...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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I was going to make a joke but I ended up fapping to nurse porn.
And sadly surgeons uni's are fucking great if you just cut holes for boobs.
I'll make a joke later. Like when we are recording.
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Bro-Scro wrote:Friends? What are those? Are you talking about drawing little faces on your hand when you masturbate? Thats what i do...
Lmao , that's not what I meant.
But hell whatever works for you man.
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So much masturbation talk.
Oh and by the way nurse/doctor jokes are very welcome as long as they are funny.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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to quote the animaniacs

HELLO NURSE LADY!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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It's doctor not nurse.
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SO much masturbation talk? Yea. Listen to more of the show. haha. Fuck that, mean any of our male listeners. One huge forearm, one tiny one. Hosts included.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
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J.C. wrote:SO much masturbation talk? Yea. Listen to more of the show. haha. Fuck that, mean any of our male listeners. One huge forearm, one tiny one. Hosts included.
I do not mind masturbation talk. I actually find it pretty funny.
As for listening to more of the show I would love to but the new episode does not seem to be out yet.
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ExProJailbait wrote:
J.C. wrote:SO much masturbation talk? Yea. Listen to more of the show. haha. Fuck that, mean any of our male listeners. One huge forearm, one tiny one. Hosts included.
I do not mind masturbation talk. I actually find it pretty funny.
As for listening to more of the show I would love to but the new episode does not seem to be out yet.
You can download all of the episodes for free on iTunes. There is also a link to older episodes on www.boneslair.com
As for the new one... well... we have a REALLY good explanation for why it is not available. And you will hear it on the next episode.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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