Just because you have a date with Rosie and her sisters while looking at furries on FetLife, doesn't mean you got laid.TorresLLNM wrote:Thanks to fetlife.....angry devolved ewok-micro Scro wrote:i still get laid motherfucker
Ep#052 - "You Drink"
Re: Ep#052 - "You Drink"
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Ultimate rejection: You throttle the boss and your hand falls asleepRayWen wrote:Just because you have a date with Rosie and her sisters while looking at furries on FetLife, doesn't mean you got laid.TorresLLNM wrote:Thanks to fetlife.....angry devolved ewok-micro Scro wrote:i still get laid motherfucker
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Would this mean if you sit on you hand till it goes numb first, its kinda like giving roofiecolada to Rosie?SociallyUnacceptable wrote: Ultimate rejection: You throttle the boss and your hand falls asleep
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actually her name is palmala handerson....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Ep#052 - "You Drink"
Nonono. Make your hand fall asleep first. Then throttle it. Its called a stranger. Its fucking fantastic.SociallyUnacceptable wrote:Ultimate rejection: You throttle the boss and your hand falls asleep
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is it possible to commit date rape of your own hand?
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Bro-scro did it.SociallyUnacceptable wrote:is it possible to commit date rape of your own hand?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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No he just got hairy palms from playing with himself, and it just kept growing from there till we have the ewok you see today
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Super Win!SociallyUnacceptable wrote:No he just got hairy palms from playing with himself, and it just kept growing from there till we have the ewok you see today
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Agreed, if JC says yes, you get to go to vegas.... wait wrong show... I mean you get an extra point for "super win"ExProJailbait wrote:Super Win!SociallyUnacceptable wrote:No he just got hairy palms from playing with himself, and it just kept growing from there till we have the ewok you see today
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