Rule #34Bro-Scro wrote:can we get back to talking about my dick?
Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
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*looking for that macro lense*ewok-Scro wrote:can we get back to talking about my dick?
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would it help if i got it hard first?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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oh that .1 inches. Enjoy.Bro-Scro wrote:would it help if i got it hard first?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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i can post a pic if youd like...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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no photoshop please.Bro-Scro wrote:i can post a pic if youd like...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Excuse me? Is this not a forum? I can talk shit all I want. You don't know anything about me, I'm just a picture and a few words on the computer, why are you taking me so seriously? Personally, I'm one of the most self-deprecating people you'd ever meet (but not in a pathetic emo way). Who are you to judge and make assumptions about how I think by what I type? What is your malfunction, Bimbo? I got my own opinion of who's hot and who is not, that's why it's an opinon, it's subjective.ExProJailbait wrote:Honestly dude you are in no position to judge who is hot and who isn't. Have you looked in the mirror lately.
So before you want to go and insult someone, stfu.
You think you're gonna knock me down a peg or two or something? Get over yourself. Just because these other guys fawn over your pictures doesn't mean you've got anymore of a right to tell someone what to or what not to say than I do.
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ok after that wonderful response from haji i was tempted to post my balls...keep in mind there is no exposed dick...just balls flopped out of a zipper
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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By all means, post your hamster balls, dude. That's the only reason why Al Gore invented the interwebz. Lol.Bro-Scro wrote:ok after that wonderful response from haji i was tempted to post my balls...keep in mind there is no exposed dick...just balls flopped out of a zipper
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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At least I do not go insulting people. Besides I do not think I am perfect, or particularly good looking for that matter, but you are a serious jerk. You are not even funny. I do not care for what you are like in real life but stop being this much of an ass.TorresLLNM wrote:Excuse me? Is this not a forum? I can talk shit all I want. You don't know anything about me, I'm just a picture and a few words on the computer, why are you taking me so seriously? Personally, I'm one of the most self-deprecating people you'd ever meet (but not in a pathetic emo way). Who are you to judge and make assumptions about how I think by what I type? What is your malfunction, Bimbo? I got my own opinion of who's hot and who is not, that's why it's an opinon, it's subjective.ExProJailbait wrote:Honestly dude you are in no position to judge who is hot and who isn't. Have you looked in the mirror lately.
So before you want to go and insult someone, stfu.
You think you're gonna knock me down a peg or two or something? Get over yourself. Just because these other guys fawn over your pictures doesn't mean you've got anymore of a right to tell someone what to or what not to say than I do.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass