Hey hey

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Hey hey

Postby SwordMaiden » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:24 pm

Figured I have been lurking around a bunch so I might as well fucking log in and say hello.
So Hello.

And just a few things.
Yep I am female. Gasp!
And this show has almost gotten me fired. My very religious boss walked in my lab and I had to scramble to take the show off my phone so his uber religious brain did not break as JC was going off about midget strippers and lactation screaming fuck every other word.
I live in California and fucking love when it gets made fun of, it is really that bad... Bunch of pussy hipsters that think they are entitled to something for nothing. Some of the news head lines have happened less that 20 miles from my house...

So ya,
Here I am. You all are stuck with my ass now.
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Re: Hey hey

Postby DirtyCabbagePatchKid » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:31 pm

SwordMaiden wrote:Figured I have been lurking around a bunch so I might as well fucking log in and say hello.
So Hello.

And just a few things.
Yep I am female. Gasp!
And this show has almost gotten me fired. My very religious boss walked in my lab and I had to scramble to take the show off my phone so his uber religious brain did not break as JC was going off about midget strippers and lactation screaming fuck every other word.
I live in California and fucking love when it gets made fun of, it is really that bad... Bunch of pussy hipsters that think they are entitled to something for nothing. Some of the news head lines have happened less that 20 miles from my house...

So ya,
Here I am. You all are stuck with my ass now.


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Re: Hey hey

Postby ExPro » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:45 am

Welcome, always very happy about more female listeners joining the forum.
I think at this point the female forum members rival the males.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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Re: Hey hey

Postby ugliestever » Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:38 pm

Welcome to another "vajay vajay". :lol:

You mentioned a lab. Are you a mad scientist?
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Re: Hey hey

Postby SwordMaiden » Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:45 pm

lol, well kinda a mad scientist. I cut up people for a living. :D I work in a lab processing various people parts for doctors or investigations. So fucked up hr, good pay, and amusing stories. Can't ask for a better job. This job beats teh fuck out of my last one.. training horses for a living is physically fucking abusive and there is no safe word.

And as for the female listeners from what I figured we are the only ones that will consistently put up with male shit talking so we end up being the ones that stick around to hear the next episode. I just finished listing to all of them at work.. damn need more to listen to.
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Re: Hey hey

Postby ExPro » Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:14 am

SwordMaiden wrote:lol, well kinda a mad scientist. I cut up people for a living. :D I work in a lab processing various people parts for doctors or investigations. So fucked up hr, good pay, and amusing stories. Can't ask for a better job. This job beats teh fuck out of my last one.. training horses for a living is physically fucking abusive and there is no safe word.

And as for the female listeners from what I figured we are the only ones that will consistently put up with male shit talking so we end up being the ones that stick around to hear the next episode. I just finished listing to all of them at work.. damn need more to listen to.

Awesome job, and completely agree with the bit about female listeners.
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Re: Hey hey

Postby Bone » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:17 am

SwordMaiden wrote:.... I just finished listing to all of them at work.. damn need more to listen to.


Ask and you shall receive. New episode up now!

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Re: Hey hey

Postby J.C. » Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:35 am

Welcome!
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