Bone wrote:Oh and here is the Craigslist "pig roast" picture we described so you all can see it in it's Artistic Glory!
BWahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
This is why I do not major in the arts, because I know that regardless of how much I study and try to further my artistic ability I will never be so brilliant (or idiotic) to create something like this.
It is just so classy, it is a mystery how this asstard doesn't get laid.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
I very much enjoyed doing this episode. Please let Bone and JC know if you would like to hear me on the show more often. I don't live far away. Was also thinking about doing a man on the street type thing.
mattwardcomedy wrote:I very much enjoyed doing this episode. Please let Bone and JC know if you would like to hear me on the show more often. I don't live far away. Was also thinking about doing a man on the street type thing.
Matt
With the amount of times you have been on the show they might as well put you as an honorary cohost.
Or at the very least the host for when the search for Arkady is going on.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
ExPro wrote:With the amount of times you have been on the show they might as well put you as an honorary cohost.
That's pretty much what I told Bone.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
TorresLLNM wrote:I want to know, how ugly is ugliestever?
I don't think you really want to know. You can't un-see this type of horror.
I did get some useful dating tips from the show though, there might be hope for me yet!
TorresLLNM wrote:I want to know, how ugly is ugliestever?
I don't think you really want to know. You can't un-see this type of horror.
I did get some useful dating tips from the show though, there might be hope for me yet!
Oh please, I am sure you look fine.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
You can't be sure since you don't know me
In all seriousness, I'm gross. But alas, this is why I hide behind a computer screen.
What I lack in interpersonal skills, I make up for with a charming internet personality.
You can't be sure since you don't know me
In all seriousness, I'm gross. But alas, this is why I hide behind a computer screen.
What I lack in interpersonal skills, I make up for with a charming internet personality.
I think that no one is truly ugly. Except for maybe the freshly waxed ewok.
So although you are right and I do not know you, I still do not think that you are ugly. But that is just my opinion.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass