I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid
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-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad.
Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that.
As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can assume.
Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that.
As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can assume.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid
For the record:
I probably have the smallest penis a guy can have whilst still being considered male.
That is all.
I probably have the smallest penis a guy can have whilst still being considered male.
That is all.
Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid
Telescope is right. Why would you want to get near him?
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Well the whole gender issue with ewoks is slightly confusing.futzable wrote:For the record:
I probably have the smallest penis a guy can have whilst still being considered male.
That is all.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid
Are you sure? I distinctly remember my anatomy class having a chapter on physiology of alien lifeforms. You didn't cover that material?ExPro wrote:-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad.
Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that.
As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can assume.
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
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I don't know about that.... I knew a guy once.... let's just say I've seen newborns with bigger equipment. I almost felt bad for himfutzable wrote:For the record:
I probably have the smallest penis a guy can have whilst still being considered male.
That is all.
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
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Haha, guess I must have missed it.DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:Are you sure? I distinctly remember my anatomy class having a chapter on physiology of alien lifeforms. You didn't cover that material?ExPro wrote:-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad.
Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that.
As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can assume.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid
Sadness.... you should request your teacher go over that in class. Very useful information and could come in handy.ExPro wrote:Haha, guess I must have missed it.DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:Are you sure? I distinctly remember my anatomy class having a chapter on physiology of alien lifeforms. You didn't cover that material?ExPro wrote:-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad.
Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that.
As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can assume.
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"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
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Drinks are in the fridge. Beware the container marked "JC's science experiment"....
Drinks are in the fridge. Beware the container marked "JC's science experiment"....
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Big A? Do i know you by chance?
I'm assuming you mean atlanta.....
I'm assuming you mean atlanta.....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun