I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Just what it says
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-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad.
Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that.
As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can assume.
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For the record:
I probably have the smallest penis a guy can have whilst still being considered male.
That is all.
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Telescope is right. Why would you want to get near him?
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

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futzable wrote:For the record:
I probably have the smallest penis a guy can have whilst still being considered male.
That is all.
Well the whole gender issue with ewoks is slightly confusing.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Post by DirtyCabbagePatchKid »

ExPro wrote:-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad.
Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that.
As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can assume.
Are you sure? I distinctly remember my anatomy class having a chapter on physiology of alien lifeforms. You didn't cover that material?
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
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futzable wrote:For the record:
I probably have the smallest penis a guy can have whilst still being considered male.
That is all.
I don't know about that.... I knew a guy once.... let's just say I've seen newborns with bigger equipment. I almost felt bad for him
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

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DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:
ExPro wrote:-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad.
Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that.
As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can assume.
Are you sure? I distinctly remember my anatomy class having a chapter on physiology of alien lifeforms. You didn't cover that material?
Haha, guess I must have missed it.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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ExPro wrote:
DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:
ExPro wrote:-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad.
Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that.
As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can assume.
Are you sure? I distinctly remember my anatomy class having a chapter on physiology of alien lifeforms. You didn't cover that material?
Haha, guess I must have missed it.
Sadness.... you should request your teacher go over that in class. Very useful information and could come in handy. :P
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
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Big A? Do i know you by chance?

I'm assuming you mean atlanta.....
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I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
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