I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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Bro-Scro
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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is it like orange bailing wire?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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That's not what Tennessee LogJammer is. So nasty.
No one will know I put your lady cha cha on your face.
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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EnvyLCC wrote:That's not what Tennessee LogJammer is. So nasty.
Oh, I know. I would say from personal experience, but I have performance anxiety...
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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When I shit I wipe your mouth joke here.
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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Once again, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Ew.
No one will know I put your lady cha cha on your face.
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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Um next topic please?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
futzable
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

Post by futzable »

ExPro wrote:Um next topic please?
Anyone else feel like a lawn sprinkler when you take out your prince albert?
Bro-Scro
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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i cant have a prince albert...something about not being able to fit the can in my pecker
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

Post by TorresLLNM »

Bro-Scro wrote:i cant have a prince albert...something about not being able to fit the can in my pecker
I think you might be doin' it wrong..
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

Post by ExPro »

futzable wrote:
ExPro wrote:Um next topic please?
Anyone else feel like a lawn sprinkler when you take out your prince albert?
Last time I checked I was a female thus cannot have a prince albert. -sadness-
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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