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ExPro wrote:Last time I checked I was a female thus cannot have a prince albert. -sadness-
There's always the clit piercing. That would be the piercing most analogous to the prince albert.
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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExPro wrote:Last time I checked I was a female thus cannot have a prince albert. -sadness-
There's always the clit piercing. That would be the piercing most analogous to the prince albert.
Yeah but I am not piercing that. Sunder ALS around neck and hipbones sure no problem, clit nooooooooo.
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ExPro wrote:Yeah but I am not piercing that. Sunder ALS around neck and hipbones sure no problem, clit nooooooooo.
Wuss. Lol.
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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExPro wrote:Yeah but I am not piercing that. Sunder ALS around neck and hipbones sure no problem, clit nooooooooo.
Wuss. Lol.
Perhaps, I am more concerned about what the fuck I typed... "sunder ALS"?? wtf
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ExPro wrote:Perhaps, I am more concerned about what the fuck I typed... "sunder ALS"?? wtf
I thought perhaps you were making some reference to Lou Gehrig's disease. Lol.
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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExPro wrote:Perhaps, I am more concerned about what the fuck I typed... "sunder ALS"?? wtf
I thought perhaps you were making some reference to Lou Gehrig's disease. Lol.
No, I think my iphone bugged out on me. Yay Iphone, such shit product.
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ExPro wrote:
TorresLLNM wrote:
ExPro wrote:Last time I checked I was a female thus cannot have a prince albert. -sadness-
There's always the clit piercing. That would be the piercing most analogous to the prince albert.
Yeah but I am not piercing that. Sunder ALS around neck and hipbones sure no problem, clit nooooooooo.
I had a friend try to convince me to get a hood piercing.... she said it heals in 3 or 4 days because the skin is so thin... Yea right, fuck that. Genital piercings are overrated.
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I just do not feel comfortable with sharp objects being around my genitals...
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ExPro wrote:I just do not feel comfortable with sharp objects being around my genitals...
Agreed... no sharp and pointys welcome here... :P
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DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:
ExPro wrote:I just do not feel comfortable with sharp objects being around my genitals...
Agreed... no sharp and pointys welcome here... :P
So, it's waxing then?
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