I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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Doesn't regularly suck on the tip of my penis.

JUST THE MOTHERFUCKING TIP!!!
THAT'S ALL I ASK!!!!!1111one
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Nope. But i will dock the shit outta you
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J.C. wrote:Nope. But i will dock the shit outta you
That's GOTTA mean you're planning on putting your penis into his anus. I can't think of any other possilble interpretation for "dock the shit outta you."
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I like it
I love it
I want some more of it.
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DarkVader wrote:
J.C. wrote:Nope. But i will dock the shit outta you
That's GOTTA mean you're planning on putting your penis into his anus. I can't think of any other possilble interpretation for "dock the shit outta you."
docking is having sex with another mans foreskin and penis. google it
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J.C. wrote:
DarkVader wrote:
J.C. wrote:Nope. But i will dock the shit outta you
That's GOTTA mean you're planning on putting your penis into his anus. I can't think of any other possilble interpretation for "dock the shit outta you."
docking is having sex with another mans foreskin and penis. google it
I had no idea. But how are you going to get his shit out that way?
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DarkVader wrote:
I had no idea. But how are you going to get his shit out that way?
With his finger.
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Who the fuck is sitting around going, 'Gee I'm not circumcised. Let me find away to work your penis with that, and then let's put it on the internet!' ? Shit's fuckin stupid. Men have too much time on their hands. & foreskin, apparently.
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EnvyLCC wrote:Who the fuck is sitting around going, 'Gee I'm not circumcised. Let me find away to work your penis with that, and then let's put it on the internet!' ? Shit's fuckin stupid. Men have too much time on their hands. & foreskin, apparently.
Not me. I currently have to figure out how to keep two women orgasmic for an entire night. I've worked out the warm up and the first three orgasms which might be three hours at best because I have no idea how our guest orgasms will last. Wen is an easy half hour of bouncy fun.

Oh! I'm sorry to distract you guys from your penises with my boring problems. Continue with your docking.
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EnvyLCC wrote:Who the fuck is sitting around going, 'Gee I'm not circumcised. Let me find away to work your penis with that, and then let's put it on the internet!' ? Shit's fuckin stupid. Men have too much time on their hands. & foreskin, apparently.
And women haven't been known to use double headed dildos? Its basically the same, docking with an adapter plug for the female socket
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