I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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RayWen wrote:
DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:
ExPro wrote:I just do not feel comfortable with sharp objects being around my genitals...
Agreed... no sharp and pointys welcome here... :P
So, it's waxing then?
Waxing for fun or waxing for function?
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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I hate the fact that J.C. got fired from his job as fluffer for the coaches of the Penn State Football Team. Sad day for everyone really.
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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I almost got fired today, so I read that all kinds of wrong. haha
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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RayWen wrote:
DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:
ExPro wrote:I just do not feel comfortable with sharp objects being around my genitals...
Agreed... no sharp and pointys welcome here... :P
So, it's waxing then?
I suppose I should correct sharp to needles. I do not like needles near my genitals, thus why I will never let the ewok and his 18 gauge near me.
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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ExPro wrote: I suppose I should correct sharp to needles. I do not like needles near my genitals, thus why I will never let the ewok and his 18 gauge near me.
I stand with my no sharp and pointys period! Needles or anything else sharp....
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:
ExPro wrote: I suppose I should correct sharp to needles. I do not like needles near my genitals, thus why I will never let the ewok and his 18 gauge near me.
I stand with my no sharp and pointys period! Needles or anything else sharp....
I think for me the context is very important.
Because razors or other things used for personal upkeep are different from the image of a creepy little man with a knife popping into my mind.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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ExPro wrote:
DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:
ExPro wrote: I suppose I should correct sharp to needles. I do not like needles near my genitals, thus why I will never let the ewok and his 18 gauge near me.
I stand with my no sharp and pointys period! Needles or anything else sharp....
I think for me the context is very important.
Because razors or other things used for personal upkeep are different from the image of a creepy little man with a knife popping into my mind.
And now I will have nightmares... thanks expro! And I guess because I don't use razors for personal upkeep, I didn't consider razors as sharp objects in the vicinity of my genitalia....
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Re: I HATE THE FACT THAT JC

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Oh you're welcome.
Any time you need anymore nightmares let me know.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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