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I've got two dicks.

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Finally the second one started growing in today. Fuck. I've felt so fucking weird being a one dicked freak all these years.
Thanks for not making fun of me too hard over the years we've had this show for being a one cocked freak
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J.C. wrote:Finally the second one started growing in today. Fuck. I've felt so fucking weird being a one dicked freak all these years.
Thanks for not making fun of me too hard over the years we've had this show for being a one cocked freak
Say what now?
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J.C. wrote:Finally the second one started growing in today. Fuck. I've felt so fucking weird being a one dicked freak all these years.
Thanks for not making fun of me too hard over the years we've had this show for being a one cocked freak
Dude.... thats a wart
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Did you touch Bridget the Midget.
Because that would explain it.
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Bone wrote:
J.C. wrote:Finally the second one started growing in today. Fuck. I've felt so fucking weird being a one dicked freak all these years.
Thanks for not making fun of me too hard over the years we've had this show for being a one cocked freak
Dude.... thats a wart
Dude, its got foreskin and ejaculates.I am not gonna get it circumcised. I'm already cut. This way I'm giving bitches options. Besides everyone knows I only get warts in my ass about 6 inches deep, but I really needed a permanent spot on this show.
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ExProJailbait wrote:Did you touch Bridget the Midget.
Because that would explain it.
If i touched Bridget I woulda posted pics by now. Thumbnails really, but taking pics of fucking a midget is like taking a pic of someone holding luggage. Naked luggage. With tits and a vagina. That you can fuck.
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How does that even happen?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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ExProJailbait wrote:How does that even happen?
The penis stork rapes you in your sleep. Its second puberty and you get your second penis. Everyone knows this. God who on Earth would only want to have one dick.
A girl's ass and vayjayjay are that close together for a reason. Its like plugging in a power cable into a socket. If you don't stick multiple things in them how do you keep them from running away?
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J.C. wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:How does that even happen?
The penis stork rapes you in your sleep. Its second puberty and you get your second penis. Everyone knows this. God who on Earth would only want to have one dick.
A girl's ass and vayjayjay are that close together for a reason. Its like plugging in a power cable into a socket. If you don't stick multiple things in them how do you keep them from running away?
Sounds more like a Chernobyl mutation.
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Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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All men have two dicks. That's what grandma told me.
Now I can pee while I'm baitin'.
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