I've got two dicks.

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ExProJailbait wrote:
J.C. wrote:I'm gonna lay down and spin them and see if I can turn my junk into a helicopter and fly away!
Don't you need a license for that?
I'll flash them my library card. If it could get me porn in college, it can get me in the air.
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I can smoke cigars with my asshole
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I just saw Sarah Jessica Parker for some Sex in the city 2 thing on TV

both my dicks got soft.
eww

she looks like the wicked witch of the west.
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J.C. wrote:I just saw Sarah Jessica Parker for some Sex in the city 2 thing on TV

both my dicks got soft.
eww

she looks like the wicked witch of the west.
SHE DOES!!
Can we drop a house on her?
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I wanna put her in a sack with a monkey, a snake, and a rabid dog. Then toss her into the fucking ocean.
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J.C. wrote:I wanna put her in a sack with a monkey, a snake, and a rabid dog. Then toss her into the fucking ocean.
I was just gonna go with the mokney from the video and throw her in a porpoise tank at sea world and film it for sex in the city 3
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Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
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Two dicks not enough? Now you used to have two porpoises?
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J.C. wrote:Smoking my backup supply. Think I may have poured cleaning solution on it. My new dick loves it though. When I exhale my new dick wags and barks. It really likes this shit.
He doesn't have two dicks, he's just high and fucking a dog...
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ExProJailbait wrote:
J.C. wrote:I'm gonna lay down and spin them and see if I can turn my junk into a helicopter and fly away!
Don't you need a license for that?
Dude it's just like the fucking x-men!
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