I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Postby ExPro » Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:26 pm

-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad.
Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that.
As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can assume.
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Postby futzable » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:06 am

For the record:
I probably have the smallest penis a guy can have whilst still being considered male.
That is all.
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Postby RayWen » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:32 am

Telescope is right. Why would you want to get near him?
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Postby ExPro » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:40 am

futzable wrote:For the record:
I probably have the smallest penis a guy can have whilst still being considered male.
That is all.

Well the whole gender issue with ewoks is slightly confusing.
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Postby DirtyCabbagePatchKid » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:00 pm

ExPro wrote:-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad.
Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that.
As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can assume.


Are you sure? I distinctly remember my anatomy class having a chapter on physiology of alien lifeforms. You didn't cover that material?
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Postby DirtyCabbagePatchKid » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:03 pm

futzable wrote:For the record:
I probably have the smallest penis a guy can have whilst still being considered male.
That is all.


I don't know about that.... I knew a guy once.... let's just say I've seen newborns with bigger equipment. I almost felt bad for him
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Postby ExPro » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:15 pm

DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:
ExPro wrote:-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad.
Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that.
As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can assume.


Are you sure? I distinctly remember my anatomy class having a chapter on physiology of alien lifeforms. You didn't cover that material?

Haha, guess I must have missed it.
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Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Postby DirtyCabbagePatchKid » Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:27 pm

ExPro wrote:
DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:
ExPro wrote:-facepalm- Fuck I cannot believe I wrote telescope. My bad.
Sorry 3 hours of sleep and an iphone will do that.
As for the size of the ewok genitals, why can't they be that small. There was never a section for ewoks in my bio books and I am a bio major. Therefore we do not know for sure, but we can assume.


Are you sure? I distinctly remember my anatomy class having a chapter on physiology of alien lifeforms. You didn't cover that material?

Haha, guess I must have missed it.


Sadness.... you should request your teacher go over that in class. Very useful information and could come in handy. :P
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Postby Bone » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:26 pm

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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Postby Bro-Scro » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:41 am

Big A? Do i know you by chance?

I'm assuming you mean atlanta.....
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