I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

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DirtyCabbagePatchKid
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I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Post by DirtyCabbagePatchKid »

Hey all,

Been listening for somewhere around 6 months... new to the forums. I'm a huge perv, so BL is right up my alley. :)

Looking forward to the craziness.
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
Bro-Scro
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Post by Bro-Scro »

Awesome, where are you from and what are your sexual fetishes?

Gender would be nice but not all that pertinent

Do you like Ewoks?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Nice to meet ya.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
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DirtyCabbagePatchKid
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

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Bro-Scro wrote:Awesome, where are you from and what are your sexual fetishes?

Gender would be nice but not all that pertinent

Do you like Ewoks?

Currently I hail from the Big A, but it's too fucking HOT here! Sexual fetishes? Just about anything except asphyxiation....

I like Ewoks in a "awh, look he's so cute and furry and I'd like to cuddle him" kinda way.... but I have to admit I've always been a little curious about Ewok sex :o


Oh, and I'm a hermy :P
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

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Welcome. Enjoy the Ewok trying to stalk you.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
DirtyCabbagePatchKid
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Post by DirtyCabbagePatchKid »

ExPro wrote:Welcome. Enjoy the Ewok trying to stalk you.
Thanks! Does he generally try to stalk newbs? Should I be concerned?
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
ExPro
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Post by ExPro »

DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:
ExPro wrote:Welcome. Enjoy the Ewok trying to stalk you.
Thanks! Does he generally try to stalk newbs? Should I be concerned?
Yeah he does, mainly through facebook.
I do not think you should be concerned, he is a bit of a creeper, but for the most part harmless.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

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ExPro wrote: I do not think you should be concerned, he is a bit of a creeper, but for the most part harmless.
Unless you have a fear of tiny needles and microscopic nuts.
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Post by ExPro »

RayWen wrote:
ExPro wrote: I do not think you should be concerned, he is a bit of a creeper, but for the most part harmless.
Unless you have a fear of tiny needles and microscopic nuts.
Haha yeah. But it doesn't matter because without an electron telescope you won't even see it.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
DirtyCabbagePatchKid
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Re: I'm a Dirty Cabbage Patch Kid

Post by DirtyCabbagePatchKid »

ExPro wrote:
RayWen wrote:
ExPro wrote: I do not think you should be concerned, he is a bit of a creeper, but for the most part harmless.
Unless you have a fear of tiny needles and microscopic nuts.
Haha yeah. But it doesn't matter because without an electron telescope you won't even see it.
I've worked with electron microscopes before... they can't be THAT small?! You can see the nucleus of a one-celled amoeba with an electron microscope.

And what about tiny needles? I don't like needles at all.....
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
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