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This is me

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:05 am
by futzable
How to introduce myself...

I met a woman, was a worker in a sex shop once, so for fun, I asked her what she'd think I would purchase if I ever entered her shop.
(I know, I should have said 'came in her shop', but that's just a little too obvious, isn't it?)
Anyway, without missing a beat, she says, "Inflatible sheep."

Is there already an assumed-sheep-fucker on the board?

Anyway, 30, my professional title is Solutions Developer, and I pretend to be funny on Sundays and Wednesdays as the good lord intended.

Re: This is me

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:41 am
by SociallyUnacceptable
Welcome to the mayhem!

Re: This is me

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:56 am
by TorresLLNM
YOU DON'T FUCKING ROLL ON SHOMOSHABBAS!

Re: This is me

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:07 pm
by J.C.
Glad to see you on the board man.

Re: This is me

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:14 pm
by ExPro
Welcome. That amazing woman must have an eye for sheepfuckers.

Re: This is me

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:53 am
by Bone
Welcome to the MadHouse!
Drinks are in the fridge, just dont drink the stuff labeled "Bone's Lair Experiment"... trust me

Re: This is me

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:37 pm
by futzable
SociallyUnacceptable wrote:Welcome to the mayhem!
Thankee.
J.C. wrote:Glad to see you on the board man.
Liar.
ExProJailbait wrote:Welcome. That amazing woman must have an eye for sheepfuckers.
More pics.
Bone wrote:Welcome to the MadHouse!
Drinks are in the fridge, just dont drink the stuff labeled "Bone's Lair Experiment"... trust me
Noted.

Re: This is me

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:09 pm
by ExPro
Pics really?
I will put up more, when I am done being lazy.

Re: This is me

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:35 pm
by J.C.
futzable wrote: Is there already an assumed-sheep-fucker on the board?
Yes.
Bro Scro.
Bone himself is open for debate.

Re: This is me

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:04 am
by futzable
ExProJailbait wrote:Pics really?
I will put up more, when I am done being lazy.
I'm not really good with people, especially women, and have found it a lot easier just to look at them.
J.C. wrote:
futzable wrote: Is there already an assumed-sheep-fucker on the board?
Yes.
Bro Scro.
Bone himself is open for debate.
Guess I'll have to find some other niche...