This is me

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Re: This is me

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You can stick to inflatable sheep. I do not think there are people on the forum into that, though bro-scro is always up for debate.
As for looking at women, I can kinda understand, at times it might be a safer option.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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Re: This is me

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ExProJailbait wrote:You can stick to inflatable sheep. I do not think there are people on the forum into that, though bro-scro is always up for debate.
As for looking at women, I can kinda understand, at times it might be a safer option.
If I could talk to women, I probably wouldn't need the sheep...

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Re: This is me

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futzable wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:You can stick to inflatable sheep. I do not think there are people on the forum into that, though bro-scro is always up for debate.
As for looking at women, I can kinda understand, at times it might be a safer option.
If I could talk to women, I probably wouldn't need the sheep...

(have I ran this one into the ground yet?)
Um roofies and some goat or sheep flavored lube?
(just about(
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: This is me

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ExProJailbait wrote:
futzable wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:You can stick to inflatable sheep. I do not think there are people on the forum into that, though bro-scro is always up for debate.
As for looking at women, I can kinda understand, at times it might be a safer option.
If I could talk to women, I probably wouldn't need the sheep...

(have I ran this one into the ground yet?)
Um roofies and some goat or sheep flavored lube?
(just about)
why does it have to be flavored?
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Re: This is me

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futzable wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote: Um roofies and some goat or sheep flavored lube?
(just about)
why does it have to be flavored?
To go with the bestiality theme. And from what I hear it was mighty tasty in Florida.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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reminds me of a joke i heard:
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is laying carrying a sheep. He says "See, this is the pig i sleep with every night. The wife says "That's not a pig, that's a sheep." The man says " I was talking to the sheep"
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Re: This is me

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SociallyUnacceptable wrote:reminds me of a joke i heard:
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is laying carrying a sheep. He says "See, this is the pig i sleep with every night. The wife says "That's not a pig, that's a sheep." The man says " I was talking to the sheep"
Skip told that joke in one of the hillbilly episodes waaaaay back.
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