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Re: This is me

Postby ExPro » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:49 pm

You can stick to inflatable sheep. I do not think there are people on the forum into that, though bro-scro is always up for debate.
As for looking at women, I can kinda understand, at times it might be a safer option.
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Re: This is me

Postby futzable » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:24 pm

ExProJailbait wrote:You can stick to inflatable sheep. I do not think there are people on the forum into that, though bro-scro is always up for debate.
As for looking at women, I can kinda understand, at times it might be a safer option.


If I could talk to women, I probably wouldn't need the sheep...

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Re: This is me

Postby ExPro » Thu Aug 18, 2011 6:17 pm

futzable wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:You can stick to inflatable sheep. I do not think there are people on the forum into that, though bro-scro is always up for debate.
As for looking at women, I can kinda understand, at times it might be a safer option.


If I could talk to women, I probably wouldn't need the sheep...

(have I ran this one into the ground yet?)

Um roofies and some goat or sheep flavored lube?
(just about(
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Re: This is me

Postby futzable » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:38 am

ExProJailbait wrote:
futzable wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:You can stick to inflatable sheep. I do not think there are people on the forum into that, though bro-scro is always up for debate.
As for looking at women, I can kinda understand, at times it might be a safer option.


If I could talk to women, I probably wouldn't need the sheep...

(have I ran this one into the ground yet?)

Um roofies and some goat or sheep flavored lube?
(just about)


why does it have to be flavored?
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Re: This is me

Postby ExPro » Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:41 pm

futzable wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:Um roofies and some goat or sheep flavored lube?
(just about)


why does it have to be flavored?

To go with the bestiality theme. And from what I hear it was mighty tasty in Florida.
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Re: This is me

Postby SociallyUnacceptable » Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:08 pm

reminds me of a joke i heard:
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is laying carrying a sheep. He says "See, this is the pig i sleep with every night. The wife says "That's not a pig, that's a sheep." The man says " I was talking to the sheep"
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Re: This is me

Postby TorresLLNM » Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:34 pm

SociallyUnacceptable wrote:reminds me of a joke i heard:
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is laying carrying a sheep. He says "See, this is the pig i sleep with every night. The wife says "That's not a pig, that's a sheep." The man says " I was talking to the sheep"


Skip told that joke in one of the hillbilly episodes waaaaay back.
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