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This is me

Postby futzable » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:05 am

How to introduce myself...

I met a woman, was a worker in a sex shop once, so for fun, I asked her what she'd think I would purchase if I ever entered her shop.
(I know, I should have said 'came in her shop', but that's just a little too obvious, isn't it?)
Anyway, without missing a beat, she says, "Inflatible sheep."

Is there already an assumed-sheep-fucker on the board?

Anyway, 30, my professional title is Solutions Developer, and I pretend to be funny on Sundays and Wednesdays as the good lord intended.
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Re: This is me

Postby SociallyUnacceptable » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:41 am

Welcome to the mayhem!
Manager= The poor bastard who got screwed with all of the paperwork.
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Re: This is me

Postby TorresLLNM » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:56 am

YOU DON'T FUCKING ROLL ON SHOMOSHABBAS!
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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Re: This is me

Postby J.C. » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:07 pm

Glad to see you on the board man.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Re: This is me

Postby ExPro » Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:14 pm

Welcome. That amazing woman must have an eye for sheepfuckers.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: This is me

Postby Bone » Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:53 am

Welcome to the MadHouse!
Drinks are in the fridge, just dont drink the stuff labeled "Bone's Lair Experiment"... trust me
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin


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Re: This is me

Postby futzable » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:37 pm

SociallyUnacceptable wrote:Welcome to the mayhem!

Thankee.

J.C. wrote:Glad to see you on the board man.

Liar.

ExProJailbait wrote:Welcome. That amazing woman must have an eye for sheepfuckers.

More pics.

Bone wrote:Welcome to the MadHouse!
Drinks are in the fridge, just dont drink the stuff labeled "Bone's Lair Experiment"... trust me

Noted.
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Re: This is me

Postby ExPro » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:09 pm

Pics really?
I will put up more, when I am done being lazy.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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Re: This is me

Postby J.C. » Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:35 pm

futzable wrote:Is there already an assumed-sheep-fucker on the board?

Yes.
Bro Scro.
Bone himself is open for debate.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
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Re: This is me

Postby futzable » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:04 am

ExProJailbait wrote:Pics really?
I will put up more, when I am done being lazy.

I'm not really good with people, especially women, and have found it a lot easier just to look at them.

J.C. wrote:
futzable wrote:Is there already an assumed-sheep-fucker on the board?

Yes.
Bro Scro.
Bone himself is open for debate.

Guess I'll have to find some other niche...
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