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batman fanboy

Postby batz13 » Sat Feb 12, 2011 1:57 pm

Whats up everybody! I'm batz I'm a fanboy so feel free to bust my balls about it. I been listening for a while just been a sorry procrastinating hack about signing up for the forum. Oh and btw batman could beat green lanterns ass!
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Re: batman fanboy

Postby J.C. » Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:01 pm

In the Green Lantern: Rebirth miniseries he lays Batman out in one punch without using his ring. Batman's "power" is basically rooted in the fact he scares the shit out of everyone. Green Lantern has no fear. He's said repeatedly in JL and GL comics how much he hates Hal Jordan... but its pretty much because he can't scare him.
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Re: batman fanboy

Postby Bro-Scro » Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:07 pm

green lantern > batman!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: batman fanboy

Postby TorresLLNM » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:14 pm

J.C. wrote:In the Green Lantern: Rebirth miniseries he lays Batman out in one punch without using his ring. Batman's "power" is basically rooted in the fact he scares the shit out of everyone. Green Lantern has no fear. He's said repeatedly in JL and GL comics how much he hates Hal Jordan... but its pretty much because he can't scare him.


That's like, 6 fucking drinks worth of fanboyness....
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Re: batman fanboy

Postby J.C. » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:42 pm

I could've named the issue Geoff Johns wrote a few years back where GL and Batman talk about the whole "dead dad" thing..... but I decided to stop there.
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Re: batman fanboy

Postby batz13 » Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:13 am

touche salesmen........
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