I Am Captain Awesome

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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Bro-Scro » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:25 pm

i'd like to see palin dismembered by the rotors of a chopper, then fed to the wild wolves she hunted...
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My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby ExPro » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:57 am

Uh what did I miss?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby RayWen » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:08 am

angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:yea? well ive still boned more bitches than you....so it may not be nuclear...it may only be a daisy cutter, its all about placement for maximum effect


Gerbils don't count.
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Bro-Scro » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:30 am

nah i use the gerbils as condoms to increase sensation in the woman..
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I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby RayWen » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:52 am

angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:nah i use the gerbils as condoms to increase sensation in the woman..


Like those extendo-dick condoms? Rosie likes the fur?
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Bro-Scro » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:32 pm

nah its all about the fur and the teeth...
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My left hand holds a loaded .38
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And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Nitesynth » Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:32 am

Bone wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:i am, but thats a given


Yeah with that much sexy how could you keep from touching yourself? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Shhh bone you aren't suppose to let people know what you do in the shower. That's your special time! Just remember Baaa really does mean no....and Asstinis.
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby SociallyUnacceptable » Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:08 pm

Bro-Scro wrote:nah its all about the fur and the teeth...

Like an angry badger comes the risk of fucking a woman with a very hairy bush.
Manager= The poor bastard who got screwed with all of the paperwork.
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