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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Bro-Scro » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:06 pm

its more like paying tribute to my cock for his ability to fuck women...
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Captain Awesome » Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:16 am

much thanks.

to answer bro-scro:
i most like miniguns,bolt-action snipers and 50 cal. desert eagles.
and regarding the viking ship on block . . . i don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Bro-Scro » Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:51 am

ok every country has rednecks....its a scientific fact...in america, we drive cars, and when a car breaks down, you put it up on concrete blocks in your front/back/side yard...

this is an example...
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in your country, you drive viking ships, which means since you have rednecks, that it must come to pass that somewhere in your great land you have a viking ship up on blocks...
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby TorresLLNM » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:02 am

Bro-Scro wrote:its more like paying tribute to my cock for his ability to fuck women...


That's like paying tribute to our current nuclear weapons for their ability to fuck/kill a bunch of people at once....


They have the ability, but they never do.
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Bro-Scro » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:07 am

twice....they did it twice you son of a bitch...and both times it happened it was EPIC
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby TorresLLNM » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:12 am

Bro-Scro wrote:twice....they did it twice you son of a bitch...and both times it happened it was EPIC


I said our CURRENT NUCLEAR weapons.
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Bro-Scro » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:13 am

yea? well ive still boned more bitches than you....so it may not be nuclear...it may only be a daisy cutter, its all about placement for maximum effect
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Captain Awesome » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:15 am

Bro-Scro wrote:in your country, you drive viking ships, which means since you have rednecks, that it must come to pass that somewhere in your great land you have a viking ship up on blocks...

i see one on every street corner.it annoys me after i've been sharpening my battleaxe and hunted polarbears in the street.
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Bro-Scro » Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:20 am

you must think i'm a fucking idiot...you guys dont have polar bears...the eskimos killed them all in an effort to use their skin so that palin could sail to russia in a skin boat and kick the shit out of those god damned communists single handedly
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Captain Awesome » Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:35 pm

pfh eskimos . . . there is no such thing.thats just an urban legend.
and id like to see palin fight a hind battle helicopter with her shotgun.that'd be EPIC.
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