I Am Captain Awesome

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I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Captain Awesome » Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:04 am

yes,yes indeed.that IS the coolest screen name your eyes have ever gazed upon.

now on to the introduction:

hello there i am a 19 year old guy from norway.
i much like discussing on forums.
i recently discovered bone's lair via iTunes.i loved it instantly.
i am a obsessive youtube user and a compulsive fapper.
i like metal(all sub genres),rock(all subgenres) and assorted singular songs of a few other genres.
i am most likely the biggest fan of the simsons you will ever find.
and i am a weapon enthusiast.
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby ExPro » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:29 pm

Welcome.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Bro-Scro » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:06 pm

what kind of weapons? also do you know anyone with a viking ship up on blocks?
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I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby TorresLLNM » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:27 pm

Welcome to Bone's Lair.

Beware of Ewoks, Mother-fuckin' Ukranians, Junkies, Arkadies (whatever those are), and molesto-vans. Enjoy your goat pussy.
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby ExPro » Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:37 pm

Oh and beware of the is-small we don't know know if he is Mexican but he posts weird pictures.
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Bro-Scro » Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:49 pm

is-small is suspected of being a mexican...and the ukranian is really a god damned russian spy...please dont feed the ewok
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My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby J.C. » Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:50 pm

I fucking love your screen name
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Bone » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:17 am

Welcome to the forum! Glad you found us!

Now your intro post leads me to ask the question....
Just how many of our listeners are chronic masterbaters?
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Bro-Scro » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:16 am

i am, but thats a given
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Re: I Am Captain Awesome

Postby Bone » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:52 pm

Bro-Scro wrote:i am, but thats a given


Yeah with that much sexy how could you keep from touching yourself? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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