Student of Horndog High. P.S: J.C. is a hack.

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Re: Student of Horndog High. P.S: J.C. is a hack.

Postby ExPro » Wed May 05, 2010 9:28 pm

TorresLLNM wrote:Count down to JC's joke about playing doctor in.... 3.......2........1.......


Lol I don't mind, I am studying to be a surgeon so all jokes are welcome. :D
Sadly in reality the medical uniforms are not at all sexy.
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Re: Student of Horndog High. P.S: J.C. is a hack.

Postby Bro-Scro » Thu May 06, 2010 2:21 am

Friends? What are those? Are you talking about drawing little faces on your hand when you masturbate? Thats what i do...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Student of Horndog High. P.S: J.C. is a hack.

Postby J.C. » Thu May 06, 2010 2:33 am

I was going to make a joke but I ended up fapping to nurse porn.
And sadly surgeons uni's are fucking great if you just cut holes for boobs.
I'll make a joke later. Like when we are recording.
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Re: Student of Horndog High. P.S: J.C. is a hack.

Postby ExPro » Thu May 06, 2010 12:49 pm

Bro-Scro wrote:Friends? What are those? Are you talking about drawing little faces on your hand when you masturbate? Thats what i do...

Lmao , that's not what I meant.
But hell whatever works for you man.
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Re: Student of Horndog High. P.S: J.C. is a hack.

Postby ExPro » Thu May 06, 2010 12:51 pm

So much masturbation talk.
Oh and by the way nurse/doctor jokes are very welcome as long as they are funny.
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Re: Student of Horndog High. P.S: J.C. is a hack.

Postby Bro-Scro » Thu May 06, 2010 1:29 pm

to quote the animaniacs

HELLO NURSE LADY!
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I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
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Re: Student of Horndog High. P.S: J.C. is a hack.

Postby ExPro » Thu May 06, 2010 2:41 pm

It's doctor not nurse.
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Re: Student of Horndog High. P.S: J.C. is a hack.

Postby J.C. » Fri May 07, 2010 4:24 pm

SO much masturbation talk? Yea. Listen to more of the show. haha. Fuck that, mean any of our male listeners. One huge forearm, one tiny one. Hosts included.
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Re: Student of Horndog High. P.S: J.C. is a hack.

Postby ExPro » Fri May 07, 2010 5:55 pm

J.C. wrote:SO much masturbation talk? Yea. Listen to more of the show. haha. Fuck that, mean any of our male listeners. One huge forearm, one tiny one. Hosts included.


I do not mind masturbation talk. I actually find it pretty funny.
As for listening to more of the show I would love to but the new episode does not seem to be out yet.
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Re: Student of Horndog High. P.S: J.C. is a hack.

Postby J.C. » Sat May 08, 2010 5:46 pm

ExProJailbait wrote:
J.C. wrote:SO much masturbation talk? Yea. Listen to more of the show. haha. Fuck that, mean any of our male listeners. One huge forearm, one tiny one. Hosts included.


I do not mind masturbation talk. I actually find it pretty funny.
As for listening to more of the show I would love to but the new episode does not seem to be out yet.

You can download all of the episodes for free on iTunes. There is also a link to older episodes on www.boneslair.com
As for the new one... well... we have a REALLY good explanation for why it is not available. And you will hear it on the next episode.
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