The Name's Dexter

[Dexter]

Like the subject says, I'm Dexter. Most people call me by my first name Matt, but I like my middle name. I'll go ahead and say that yes, I'm a fan of show about the serial killer on Showtime. Enough about that, I'll get with the basics. I'm an out-of-work customer service specialist because I got screwed over at Home Depot and lost my job. I enjoy music, video games, and a movie buff. I'm wanting to become a DJ, but I would like to get good at it first.

I heard about the show when J.C. posted the link up on this Facebook status, so I thought it was worth checking out. I thought right, it was the most hilarious thing I've heard in a while. Keep up the good work, and look forward to everything new.

[J.C.]

Road to success:

1)Quit your job (check)
2)join a band (get to that)
3)???????????
4) PROFIT.

[Dexter]

I'm guessing number 3 is what I do after joining a band, and depending on that would determine how successful I am? It's the only thing I can think of.

[J.C.]

I'm guessing number 3 is what I do after joining a band, and depending on that would determine how successful I am? It's the only thing I can think of.

its an interwebs joke for impossibility of profit.

[Bone]

I'm guessing number 3 is what I do after joining a band, and depending on that would determine how successful I am? It's the only thing I can think of.

its an interwebs joke for impossibility of profit.

I thought it was from the underwear gnomes on south park