Ep#079 - Craigslist Dating Fail

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Bro-Scro wrote:What does that make nick?
I have a nickname for the revolving cohosts that return of calling them "staff". Bone sees it differently. It was actually a fan of the show that named them that. Puerto Rican Princess, Nick, and Matt are the three people I think to call if we don't have a third. Her work schedule is bad right now and Nick's back in college. We'll hear them again on air though.
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i hear the word staff and i think of my might ewok penis...
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Bro-Scro wrote:i hear the word staff and i think of my might ewok penis...
Might? Sweetie even I know that the proper term for the ewok penis is more like tiny, feeble, or puny.
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ExPro wrote: Except for maybe the freshly waxed ewok.
Technical question... How can the ewok be scary hairy if he waxes? And isn't one of the key traits of an ewok their mass amount of body hair? :)
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Puerto Rican princess sounds really familiar to me. I like all of the staff, but Nick is pretty hilarious.
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DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:
ExPro wrote: Except for maybe the freshly waxed ewok.
Technical question... How can the ewok be scary hairy if he waxes? And isn't one of the key traits of an ewok their mass amount of body hair? :)
Yeah but hypothetically if say the ewok was bald on top of his head and the baldness looked shinny in say,photos, one would assume that it is some odd head waxing ewok fashion statement.
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Is there gonna be a new show before the live show?
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yep
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ugliestever wrote:Is there gonna be a new show before the live show?
see {url=http://www.boneslair.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=774]This Thread{/url]
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DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:
ExPro wrote: Except for maybe the freshly waxed ewok.
Technical question... How can the ewok be scary hairy if he waxes? And isn't one of the key traits of an ewok their mass amount of body hair? :)
He can't wax. He might accidentally remove his penis.
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