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Dear Bones lair, from single expro

Postby ExPro » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:05 pm

Dear Bone's Lair,
This is a two part inquiry. My first plea for help is since I am spending the satanic trifecta of Xmas, New Year, and the worst of all Valentine's day alone this year, what do I do when I run out of junk food to consume and horror films to view?
As for part two of this polite demand for your guidance oh old fucking geezers ( especially the Hackness of JC since he bitches about young people) how does a single NYC redhead avoid insane dates, both male and female? I know the proper escape routes for when I encounter them, but is there a way to not attract possible rapists, abusers, pedophiles, and other colorful variations of scum on this earth?
Thank you very much for your help,
A very sad Expro.
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