Bone's Lair

Holy shit, J.C! I'm sorry. I didn't realize your mom got drunk and tried to climb in bed with you again. My bad.

First album: Metallica. Kill 'em All. When I was a teen, my mom claims she burned all my albums including two she bought me; Pyromania and some album by Lionel Richie. She said they promoted drugs and sex. Hahahaaaaa!!! All Catholics should be martyred. No. Scratch that. All religious zealots should...

That's how you write at 1:30 in the afternoon and sober? English fail!!!! You fucking hack!

You got a new girl? when you inflate her post pics. Don't fuck a teacher. You need to fuck a nurse so she can advise you on keeping your liver (which MUST be failing at this point) so much need attention. But if you are fucking a teacher I guess you could paint your dickhead like an Apple. Maybe yo...

Now THAT's funny!

Are you sure it isn't from last night's whiskey binge and bilge?

Been waiting. That's the whole point of the virgin reference. See: Show talk.

I don't so much compare people to JC. I prefer to just wave stuff over his head so I can watch him not get it and start ranting.

Awe. That's so sweet of you to give her props like that. God bless thatcunt.

That's one slutty virgin. With the exception of one, all the virgins I've had have been completely lame. But guy virgins are just that; lame. Trying to act all tough then blowing it waaaaay too early on and trying to cover it up like they meant to do it like that. Ha! Guys are so fucking lame. I thi...